Yeah, I am a page view whore so I am going to leave one more link-filled post before I travel. I do it for a good cause (VOTE FOR BARACK OBAMA AND DONATE BEFORE MIDNIGHT), although I am sure the feminists in his circle would find the misogynistic content of this blog revolting. I did tell this misguided young punk, talk to the hand, bud. The reason most people come to this Web site is to read my rants about CNBC generally expressed in the form of sexualized, objectifying descriptions of its sweet young hotties, like annoying busty bimbo non-geologist Michelle Caruso Cabrera, the lithe, pale, stacked (pipe-bursting yammy yammy good) Maggie B (Margaret Brennan to you search engines), and the hottest, flat-chested chick of all time (well, until today) Becky Quick. Anything that I can do to sabotage and marginalize CNBC’s credibility, the better that I can counteract its propaganda and misinformation. Occassionally, I get some slightly disturbing search terms like THREE “sue herrera boobs” today (what the hell could you people be thinking?), but not as disturbing as the volume of searches I have received on something called Gull Island. I won’t dismiss it here because I already have, and there are plenty of more serious criticisms of the topic online. All I can say is, we don’t know what is up there, deep under the Arctic, but it’s going to cost a whole lot of money (TRILLIONS) to find out which could otherwise be invested in a SURE THING called clean, renewable energy. Yes, we should selectively explore (for other uses of oil beyond burning it) and with the highest standards of environmental protection, but I wouldn’t risk our children’s future DESPERATELY DRILLING based on some preacher’s fantasy and the hope of finding more oil to squander.
I have had a devil of a time trying to embed videos into this post (wtf WP?), so I give up and give you instead a gratuitous, cheesy photo of five young, hot Florida Gator cheerleaders. I believe their names are (clockwise from left) Blondie, Brownie, Reddie (cripe, you can see her ass), Cappie, and Bunchie. For those of you Floridians finding this post, VOTE FOR OBAMA, AND NO HANGING CHADS, PLEASE.