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Swing State Sports News: Heat’s Michael Beasley cracked sternum but may play

Posted by cnbcsucks on July 5, 2008

…in the summer league.

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Below is a video of Beasley dropping 50 in an “all-star game” (yeah, right).

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Nefexittever said

August 3, 2008 at 10:08 am
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