I caught a muted whiff of Bob Doll on CNBC this afternoon. I swear it looks as if Bob has gained the middle-aged male equivalent of the freshman fifteen. Since I gain weight due to stress (as a girl would), I myself have gained what I call the Palin 15, against which I have now started to work again. I shall return to my supreme fitness (relatively speaking) and six-pack. Surely, Bob Doll did not gain 15 pounds due to the fear of Sarah Palin getting into the White House.
What’s the matter, Bob, are you worried about your precious, little stock market? Stop worrying, you could drop a neutron bomb on Wall Street and the Dow would be up 65. And oh, by the way, how the hell could anyone call the neutron bomb “moral” (see obligatory YouTube video below)? I was always scared of those ghastly things when I was a kid.
Even though I gained the Palin 15 over the past few months, I as a registered Republican blogger have decided to endorse Sarah Palin to be Republican Presidential nominee for 2012 and for as long as she is alive.