THE END OF THE GREAT CNBC SUCKS, a.k.a. It is perfectly OK to be an investor, a CNBC viewer, a pervert, a sexist, a breast lover, a racist, a white supremacist, a nationalist, a liberal hater, a hater of homosexuals, a Southerner, any other type of redneck or hick, a NASCAR fan, a country music fan, a gun owner, a pro-lifer, a Christian, a conservative, a Libertarian, a Republican, and / or even a wealthy individual and VOTE ONLY FOR DEMOCRATS over the next thirty years

For all my talk of huge breasteses on this post and throughout my blog, I picked this photo of Jessica Biel because of those amazing, silkenly smooth thighs. Imagine motorboating with a bikini-clad, large-breasted Democrat such as Jessica Biel. If you are a Democrat, you might not even need a boat.

This post was formerly entitled “Unity” and it originally featured this photo of now President Barack Obama and now Secretary of State Hilary Clinton at their first post-primary public appearance together in Unity, NH, on June 27, 2008.  I still have my perfectly even 200 posts, as I repurposed the post with the fewest page views on this blog, so that it will be on the front page of this blog in posterity.  The last shall be first.  It is my own little version of income redistribution, only in this case, we are talking about page views.

I was going to write a long, final post as The Great CNBC Sucks, but I am so utterly sick of Republicans and CNBC (except Trish Regan) that I am also tired of writing about them, at least for free.  I need to focus on making money.  Instead of writing a long goodbye post, I recommend that you read Thomas Frank’s What’s the Matter with Kansas?  You can buy it here, you can read huge portions of it for free on Google, you can go to your local bookstore and read a chapter at a time, or you can borrow it from your local public library.  If you read that book - and if you have the sense to consider that my Republican Party has for thirty years been using the non-progressive tax code, huge deficit spending, reflationary monetary policies, lax regulatory regimes, and corrupt government subsidies for GOP favored industries such as Wall Street, oil, nuclear power, and defense to steal from the poor, middle class, and future generations and concentrate America’s wealth among only the rich – then you will understand the title of my post.  Unless you personally are a multimillionaire, the Republicans have been burglarizing all of us and our children for thirty years, and we need thirty years of Democratic dominance to get our money back.  Be careful, though, What’s the Matter with Kansas? makes me want to punch someone everytime I read it.

Thank you for visiting CNBC Sucks and to George for moderating this blog over the last two months.  I am moderating again, so please feel free to leave comments, but I will not comment in reply.  I have also created a contact page that provides instructions on how to reach me.

I wish you all the best.  With the help of Jessica Biel, Shannon Whirry, Eva Amurri, Halle Berry, Heidi Klum, and Scarlett Johansson, I leave with some “food for thought”, for old times’ sake.  Goodbye.

It is not known if huge-breasted CNBC Sucks all-time favorite Shannon Whirry is a Democrat, but since Wisconsin is a blue state with historically strong progressive traditions and she is very fittingly from THE DAIRY STATE, you just might have a one-in-a-billion chance of having highly pleasurable “big-breast sex” with Shannon Whirry if you are a Democrat.

As the daughter of longtime liberal activist Susan Sarandon, Eva Amurri is likely a Democrat. Assuming that Eva Amurri is a Democrat, a glance (or a stare) at those seductive Susan Sarandon-type eyes and those massive Shannon Whirry-type breasts will cause you to join the Democratic Party just to increase your chances of having pleasurably convulsive “big-breast sex” with Eva Amurri from non-existent to negligibly infinitesimal.

As a multimillionaire actress, Halle Berry really should not have to smuggle melons underneath her dress, but YOU might have to steal food in your old age if you continue to allow Republicans to destroy Social Security and Medicare. Join the Democratic Party to save yourself, and you just might hook up with a slim but stacked black woman.

Buxom German supermodel Heidi Klum is so liberal that she married a black bloke whose face probably scares his own small children. Sure, he had to be an ultra-talented and accomplished international pop star to hook up with Heidi Klum, but he did not need to have had a major hit in decades, did he? The world is so very liberal outside America.

Scarlett Johansson has a name that is hard to spell but breasts that are easy to love. Scarlett Johansson loves our Great President Obama so much that she had to deny having a crush on him. Imagine a week’s “indoor vacation” with a young, busty blond Democrat like this one as your girlfriend and you will be a Democrat too.