Margaret Brennan Shrine III
[UPDATE, August 12, 2008: I updated Margaret Brennan Shrine IV earlier today, so I will randomly update Margaret Brennan Shrine III just to keep you guessing, looking for those precious little updates to existing posts, and clicking each page multiple times, like a maniac. Can you believe Becky Quick is the hottest flat-chested chick of all time has almost 1,000 page views by itself already? That classic was pulled straight out of my ass, just like 2 trillion barrels of oil direct from Larry Kudlow's ass that the Republicans are counting on as the basis of their energy plan for America. Just between you and me, I may or may not have lied about Becky Quick being #1 on the Hottest Flat-Chested Chicks of All Time, just like Panamanian-born John McCain is lying to you about how he won't raise taxes as President or just about every other drivel that comes out of his mouth. Those Republicans in 2000 didn't call John McCain The Manchurian Candidate for nothing.
I know you are already voting for American-born regular guy Barack Obama since you are a smart guy or gal, so let's go back to the topic of flat-chested chicks. What does flat-chested have to do with Margaret Brennan? Well, flat-chested is the direct opposite of Maggie B, you see. If there were a Bizarro Margaret Brennan, she would be flat chested. That is because the real Margaret Brennan has a huge rack on a thin frame. I don't have anything else useful to say on that topic, so let me finish this paragraph with my old trick, the search engine optimization random stream of consciousness: Margaret Brennan, CNBC Most Attractive Woman Poll, surprise leader, makes me horny, thinking of her breasts, huge nipples?, flawless pale skin?, brown, patch, old school, long weekend, cabin, fantasy.
OK, back to flat-chested chicks. Right now, I am watching the USA vs. Australia Olympic women's softball game. I have seen Cat Osterman pitch before, and I instantly found her wind-up (I don't recall how she pitches in the stretch since no one seems to get on base off her whenever I glance up at the TV) a huge turn-on. Cat Osterman's wind-up is so slinky; I love the way she arches her back as she pauses momentarily with the glove high over her head. I mean, this chick is 6'3", sweaty, and flat-chested, but somehow she makes a pitcher's motion so sexy. Plus such long, LONG shapely legs with knee-high socks. You go girl.]
Hey, it looks like WordPress.com glitchiness will give me an excuse to split the Margaret Brennan Shrine into four parts. Count ‘em, four pages, four page views per horny visitor. I am such a page view whore.
Always remember: VOTE FOR BARACK OBAMA.
Here is the sweet, slim but stacked hottie and “best value play” on CNBC, Maggie B.
This is what you need to date Trish Regan
I just ate three cookies at the cafeteria
Yeah, I know CNBC sucks
I look awful in this photo
I look like I'm singing or something
Look at my rack, assholes
Big Bear said
I love to see how people like you who state they want “change” get behined whatever the canned Democrat comes down the pipe. Obama is not change, he is just the other side of the problem in US government. Our political two party system is a sinking ship and your “Must Vote Barack” message is a perpetuation of failure. Let me put it to you in a language you purport to understand (but do nothing to actually report on):
We are in a downward channel politically. The republican party has taken us to the bottom of the channel and while we may see some sort of bounce down here if the democratic ticket is voted in, they will do nothing more than take us back to the top of that channel before we turn back around and head downward.
We need true change and your shallow blog that headlines action, but is really about your comical fascination with female financial reporters is just another example of how the change that we will most likely get on Tuesday is just the same republican rhetoric of “I say I want the world to be better, but in reality I just want to get my rocks off at your expense”.
In closing, your blog sucks.
cnbcsucks said
“We need true change”…what exactly do you propose? I would love to hear what it is specifically that you endorse.