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Margaret Brennan Shrine IV

[UPDATE, August 12, 2008: I am not making new posts for a while because I love this one post too much, but I had to let it out and say something strictly for search engine optimization (SEO) purposesMargaret Brennan has a huge rack.  (Vote for Obama.)  I guarantee you, friend, if you were dating a thin, intelligent, sweet, and beautiful chick with fun bags (again, strictly for SEO purposes) like Margaret Brennan, you will be in church every Sunday thanking God for making you a very happy and very tired man.  (Vote for Obama.)  I had to artificially upgrade Trish Regan's bust size (there's another crack SEO helper right there) just to match Maggie B's 34D, and I even put out some trash talk about Trish Regan replacing the Magster as the most sexable chick on CNBC, but Lord knows, not only is Maggie B hotter when proper makeup is applied, but she is also safer and exactly $34,851 cheaper per date than Regan.  (Vote for Obama.)  The early returns of the creatively named CNBC Most Attractive Woman Poll on the right sidebar are proving this out.  (Vote for Obama.)  Let's celebrate Margaret Brennan's breasts by adding two more NEW! photos near the bottom.]

If you like 34D University of Virginia goodness, look no further than Margaret Brennan.

Sorry, I had nothing else clever to say other than “Tell Phil Gramm you got your mental recession right here. VOTE FOR BARACK OBAMA.”

Here are three photos and a video of Maggie B.  Actually, the video has a lot more Erin Burnett airtime, but at least she has already showered on this one.

I really like you staring at my boobs

I really like you staring at my boobs

Yes, I need a wardrobe coach

Yes, I need a wardrobe coach

Stop thinking about pearl necklaces, creep (female crazy moment)

Stop thinking about pearl necklaces, creep (female crazy moment)

I have large breasts

I have large breasts

My breasts allow me to get away with wearing brown

My breasts allow me to get away with wearing brown

11 Responses to “Margaret Brennan Shrine IV”

  1. Joe S. said

    Hate to break it to you but I worked out at MB’s gym couple of years and I can confirm that she’s got a nice B, but no D’s OR C’s – but that won’t matter – luckily your hand can’t read.

    BTW, she’s a Republican, too.

  2. cnbcsucks said

    Wow, thank you! This is the kind of insider information that really sets CNBC Sucks apart from its competitors in the global CNBC sucks market. We have learned that Trish Regan has pock marks (http://cnbcsucks.wordpress.com/2008/09/25/opinion-editorial-trish-regan-is-the-hottest-chick-on-cnbc/#comment-777) and now “Maggie B” is really “Maggie B Cup Republican”.

    If you can dig up any more dirt – I mean report any further information – your fellow peeps will appreciate it.

  3. ron smiley said

    want the dirt9excuse me0 ONCOURTNET REAGAN IS SHE MARRIED

  4. ron smiley said

    sorry for the spelling.Just wanted to know if courtney reagan is married

  5. Buck Naked said

    This is George the blog custodian. Sorry, I don’t think we have any information on that.

  6. wunsacon said

    >> This is the kind of insider information that really sets CNBC Sucks apart from its competitors in the global CNBC sucks market.

    Hehehe…you’re good!

  7. cnbcsucks said

    Thanks, Wunsy. “Buck Naked” has been moderating my blog the past two months so I haven’t been around much, but I see you gave me some page views: http://slopeofhope.com/2009/02/09/roubini_taleb_larry_curly_and_moe.htm

    I love your avatar!

  8. Bob said

    Hot news girl! Wow.

  9. Derek said

    yes courtney reagan is married

  10. flipspiceland said

    WAS OIL REALLY AT $101.00????????

  11. flipspiceland said

    WAS OIL REALLY AT $108.00????????

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