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[UPDATE, August 13, 2008: This page was originally entitled, "My totally unappreciated efforts to help out huge-breasted feminists".  I had to shorten the title to make room in my already oversized, giganto menu bar.  Sorry if I got you erotically aroused with the new title, but there are photos of scantily clad Jennifer Love Hewitt at the bottom.  I don't have a clue if she's a feminist.  I doubt it.  Anyway, you can see me make a couple of comments on Gristmill, here and here.  I'll make sure not to get banned there.]

Hi everyone, I told you I am still around.  It looks like I am going to get banned from Feministing after all:(   I tried my best to help out some huge-breasted feminists, but some people would prefer to muzzle my unique perspectives on being a male progressive.  I even tried to be sensitive.  Anyway, I still love Feministing and its hot Executive Editor Jessica Valenti, who apparently is bustier than I realized.  Help out feminist causes, everyone, and VOTE FOR BARACK OBAMA AND THE DEMOCRATS ON TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 4TH.

Given all the talk of breasts, boobage, boobies, bazooms, babaloos, Kalamazoos, nunga-nungas, whatever you want to call them, I post some photos of busty boobalicious Jennifer Love Hewitt.  Is there a possibility that Jennifer Love Hewitt endorses Barack Obama?  I don’t know, but the search engines will do their job just the same and bring you to this blog.  I also post a video at the bottom of Andrea Tantaros, who as a Republican that nevertheless looks pretty hot is worth a few page views.  Tantaros even looks a bit like Jessica Valenti, come to think of it.  Anyway, since John McCain has been getting away with slinging any old shit that will stick, I don’t really feel compelled or inspired to come up with anything particularly clever to write, such as this or that, so just do what I say and VOTE FOR BARACK OBAMA.

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