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A registered Republican’s masterpiece to defeat CNBC, help the Democrats, and save America using Republican tactics

Vote for Obama

Let me break it down for you. Obama is 47, McCain is 72. If you are 47 or younger, you can expect to live another thirty years. ALL of McCain's policies are based on him being safely dead by the time we starve and kill each other on the streets as a consequence of his policies. Problem is the suffering will probably begin sooner under McCain.
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You are absolutely, positively FORBIDDEN from even THINKING about making any investment decisions based on this blog. No matter the negative things I say, I am actually LONG the stock market. Why? Because I am hopeful that eventually, I can actually retire, like maybe at 85 or 90. And I was taught you can't time the market. The ONLY investment decision I recommend is that you vote Democratic for the next thirty years and maybe you can retire too. If you are a Baby Boomer and not wealthy yet, you may be shit out of luck. If you find any material on this blog objectionable, blame my many years as a Republican.
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- Wal-Mart was a master stroke of capitalistic genius: cater to poor people while turning the middle class into poor people throughout America 3 weeks ago
- Say hello to the WR4 of The Great CNBC Sucks. I picked Michael Crabtree up as soon as he signed. The racists and the haters can kiss my ass. 1 month ago
- The 49ers didn't guarantee Crabtree $17 million to see him sit on third-and-eight, http://tinyurl.com/yfu6lzt. Damn f*ckin' straight. 1 month ago
- FOUR BUMPS on my blog traffic due to the convergence of Eva Amurri's topless scene in Californication and Meghan McCain's breast controversy 1 month ago
- Research for fantasy football can be pretty involved, http://tinyurl.com/yg3swpv 1 month ago
- If The Great CNBC Sucks were in Lord of the Flies, Jack would "disappear" in the middle of the story and everything would have been fine. 1 month ago
- There are only two things you can count on in life: That most people will be stupid and that the strong will take advantage of the weak. 1 month ago
- Sure, go ahead and use napalm, but be ready to put the fire out. 1 month ago
- If you don't KNOW how being a Republican benefits YOU directly and specifically, then I would suggest that you ALWAYS VOTE FOR THE DEMOCRAT. 1 month ago
- The strong want the weak to diffuse their efforts, revel in mediocrity, be disengaged, and never raise a fuss, even as they are screwed. 1 month ago
- Don't have too many endeavors, and don't have too many objectives. Focus on a few endeavors, and one primary objective for each endeavor. 1 month ago
- In the military, it is tough enough to achieve the primary objective. I know because I played video games. ;) Screw secondary objectives. 1 month ago
- If you don't have enough friends, I doubt fantasy football is gonna help you much, son. And no one awards you congeniality points. 1 month ago
- With all endeavors in life, know your primary objective: are you looking to fuck, make money, make friends, learn, give, create, or win? 1 month ago
- The rest of you weaklings, play it safe for your own sakes and VOTE FOR THE DEMOCRAT. 1 month ago
- Republicans and Libertarians get away with a lot, but when they fuck with another Republican, that is their mistake. Especially this one. 1 month ago
- Funny thing though...why are connivers generally Republicans and Libertarians? As a registered Republican, I suppose it's the will to power. 1 month ago
- I wasn't talking about politics. I'm talking about fantasy football. But in all cases, connivers rely on the Silent Majority staying silent. 1 month ago
- The strong will always take advantage of the weak, the informed of the uninformed, the engaged of the apathetic. Shove it back up their ass. 1 month ago
- Focus your energies on things that matter most and you can control, and within those endeavors manage against all frailties of human nature. 1 month ago
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Mad Money has the content quality of a Chia pet commercial
Bob Pisani has a good future in infomercials
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Real Republicans (real patriots) hate The Real McCain
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- THE END OF THE GREAT CNBC SUCKS, a.k.a. It is perfectly OK to be an investor, a CNBC viewer, a pervert, a sexist, a breast lover, a racist, a white supremacist, a nationalist, a liberal hater, a hater of homosexuals, a Southerner, any other type of redneck or hick, a NASCAR fan, a country music fan, a gun owner, a pro-lifer, a Christian, a conservative, a Libertarian, a Republican, and / or even a wealthy individual and VOTE ONLY FOR DEMOCRATS over the next thirty years
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