The Best of CNBC Sucks
[UPDATE, October 2, 2008: Please note that updates to The Best of CNBC Sucks are suspended indefinitely. There is too much going on, a lot of stuff on which I want to make a quick post, and updating The Best of CNBC Sucks is too much of a big production. I can be a prolific and efficient blogger when I want to, and I guess I want to. It was too much maintenance on this blog trying to make sure you get to see all of my material, so from now on, use the search box or look at the Archives on the right sidebar.]
UPDATED AND IMPROVED JULY 5, 2008
These are posts that I made that I like the most. I like them all, obviously, but some of my early ones get lost because of the limited sidebar space. Yes, this is a crass attempt to increase my page views, but if you promise to vote for Barack Obama, you don’t have to click any.
- Bloomberg sucks too; what’s the matter with Kansas?
- Every 20 or 30 or 50 days, Larry Kudlow supports a bailout
- John Harwood is a hack
- Pay the national debt, sell Alaska
- Wear a Skeletor costume and grope a chick
- I decided to blog, after all
- Get this election right, America. Vote for Barack Obama.
- Huge surprise turnout puts Maggie B in the lead for Most Attractive Woman on CNBC
- Republicans in a tight race for biggest tool on CNBC; Melissa Francis breast update
- McCain campaign smears National Enquirer over alleged Sarah Palin affair
- Some chick named Elizabeth PhotoShopped her head onto Sarah Palin’s bikini photo
- Sarah Palin: Gun toting, beehive wearing bikini bimbo
- Captains of a dying economic system (see new content above and on the sidebars)
- Can capitalism survive Larry Kudlow?
- I want to be just like Karen Finerman
- Barforomo sets back both journalism and the women’s movement in one interview
- UPDATE July 22, 2008 – Real-Time CNBC Babe Rankings (Special Feministing Edition)
- Erin Burnett is a very messy young woman
- McCain continues to fail in geography
- Celebrate the Mini Sucker’s Rally: Happy Days are Here Again
- I love the Friday Feminist Fuck You’s, but could you move the camera back a little?
- Republican Shenanigans: asshole Sean Hannity, ugly Brad Blakeman, insane McCain
- Advice for getting over being dumped by a chick with a really nice rack
- Scott Sperling is one super smart guy
- An open thank you letter to T. Boone Pickens
- Squawk Box Financial Summit: obsolete Keynesian economics
- If McCain is elected, my depression will be followed by YOURS
- T. Boone Pickens endorses Barack Obama, implicitly
- John McCain and Mark Sanford comedy show
- Tanya Acker is one hot black chick
- #8 hottest flat-chested chick of all time: Jennifer Aniston
- Pat Buchanan calls McCain “Bush on steroids”
- Pat Buchanan: “McCain will make Cheney look like Gandhi”
- Is Bay Buchanan Pat Buchanan in drag?
- UPDATE July 14, 2008 – Real-Time CNBC Babe Rankings
- America’s “enemies” well represented among Miss Universe final five
- Boobs for me for Barack
- Barack Obama landslide #3
- Steve Rattner schools Steve Forbes and Joe Kernen
- MEGHAN McCAIN’S HOOTERS aka Larry Kudlow, sir, please stop being a liar fuckhead
- Rumors that Becky Quick is pregnant and John McCain is senile are unfounded
- #9 hottest flat-chested chick of all time: Ginger Lynn
- Swing State Sports News: Heat’s Michael Beasley cracked sternum but may play
- Swing State Sports News: Marlins’ Dan Uggla may return to lineup
- Hugh Hefner almost died while having sex with Playboy Playmate Sondra Theodore
- Video makes Amber Arpaio aka Ashley Dupre drop lawsuit against Girls Gone Wild
- I love being right
- I thought Jesse Helms was already dead
- Debora Caprioglio, the huge-breasted Nastassja Kinski look-alike
- #10 hottest flat-chested chick of all time: Nastassja Kinski
- CNBC Honey of the Month for June 2008: Amanda Drury
- Page view explosion
- UPDATE July 4, 2008 – Real-Time CNBC Babe Rankings
- Mad Money has the content quality of a Chia pet commercial
- Bob Pisani has a good future in infomercials
- The psychology of the oil crisis
- Gull Island is government conspiracy code for Gullible Island
- Amanda Drury fills in on bad hair day for Becky Quick
- UPDATE June 28, 2008 – Real-Time CNBC Babe Rankings
- Say NO to nukes!
- We’ve only just begun (your bear market, CNBC)
- Diminutive landlord billionaire Sam Zell refutes oil prices
- Becky Quick, oil, the Dow, Miami Heat select Beasley, TTYL
- Becky Quick is the hottest flat-chested chick of all time
- John McCain look-alike stars in Aricept Alzheimer’s medicine commercial
- Real Republicans (real patriots) hate The Real McCain
- You will see more of this if you vote for McCain and his Lexington Project
- SWING STATE BREAKING NEWS: Brothel on wheels in Miami
- The stock market will always find some excuse to rally
- Who is the most popular chick / hottie / babe on CNBC?
- CLICK HERE for Becky Quick (originally “Wrong about being wrong”)
- By any means necessary, regular guys love Obama too
- Coach Hottie Stacy Johnson-Klein
- Barack Obama gets it right on offshore drilling
- Gull Island
- John McCain hates Cubans
- CNBC, oil prices will peak at infinity
- Dumbfuck Joe Kernen (Joe Kernan for you misspellers)
- Larry Kudlow misinformation balancing post
- What makes an Amercan hero? General Anthony McAuliffe vs. John McCain
- John McCain, you can’t have him (Alex), the White House, Dow 15000, or offshore oil
- Fuck you, CNBC viewers
- Back to work
- I like Dylan Ratigan
- Bob Pisani is the used car salesman of the stock market
- Democrats can be stupid too
- Erin Burnett takes a shower at the CNBC studio each day at noon
- Hottest chicks on CNBC
- You’re gonna have to put your money to WORK again
- Micro algae
- CNBC reports on Barron’s report on Arjun Murti, spins it
- Becky Quick’s hair
- The Business of Innovation is so 1998
- CNBC and MSNBC
- Optimistic for the long run
- Enough with the bullshit on ANWR
- OK, I’ve had it
