My fans, I thank you for all your support. Please help yourself by voting for Barack Obama.
I keep my promises, but sometimes not in the form you might expect. My Hottest Flat-Chested Chicks of All Time series (see the Just for Men section in the right sidebar) has done fairly well in page views, but not enough to merit my effort to draw out your suspense. Plus I am getting lazy and bored with this blog. I am gonna bag it and just give you the full list here. I wanted to make sure you have this content, so that you feel your lives are fulfilled and you are dealing with an honest broker in me. Now that you know you can trust Dr. Pavlov to deliver, know 100% that Obama is the right candidate for President and McCain should be voted out of the Senate when he is up for re-election in 2010.
Here are the hottest flat-chested chicks of all time. Sorry, the photo above is so small, but I was working with small pictures to begin with and I don’t have PhotoShop to give me a good quality collage. However, at the bottom, I give you some YouTube videos of #4 through #7 (there are none available for #2 and #3). Remember, these are chicks so hot, you don’t care if they can’t have cleavage.
- Becky Quick – you knew this already since you keep clicking the page
- Angel – a 1980s porn actress and Penthouse Pet who is described in the Internet Movie Database (IMDB) as “long considered by many to be the single most classically, naturally beautiful woman to ever hit the porn industry”; I cannot recommend a movie by her since that would imply I have seen a porn movie
- Lee Ann Michelle – she was before my time, and I have never actually seen her pictorial, but the centerfold of this February 1979 Playmate is simply spectacular; I believe she may have been overshadowed as the first Playmate after the huge breasted 25th Anniversary Playmate Candy Loving
- Paris Hilton – used by alleged homosexual traitor John McCain (accused by Republicans in 2000, not by me) to try to dismiss Barack Obama for his celebrity status among intelligent, well-informed American voters, this rich hotel heiress is put down by many; however, if you try to be objective, you will see this chick is blessed with exceptional physical gifts and if you see the video, you know she is very talented (wink wink, nudge nudge)
- Barbara Bach – eh, she was yummy hot in The Spy Who Loved Me
- Campbell Brown – A long time ago, I thought I had this amazing ability to tell a woman’s bra size just by looking at her face. Campbell Brown proved to me that you actually have to look at the woman’s chest. When I first saw her face during the 2000 Presidential race (when Republicans accused John McCain of being a raging homosexual traitor, by the way), I swore Campbell Brown was a 34D or 34DD, but we know now she is flat chested (or was until she got pregnant).
- Kathleen Turner – the young, Body Heat version only please; actually, you know that Jennifer Aniston is hotter, but you haven’t seen Jennifer Aniston leading around her co-star by his thingy, have you?
- Jennifer Aniston – you knew this already
- Ginger Lynn – you knew this already
- Nastassja Kinski – you knew this already
[UPDATE, October 27, 2008: I do not know about the "of all time" bit, but Stephanie Miller, who is on Larry King Live tonight, is a pretty smokin' hot flat-chested chick. Plus, she is a liberal. Thought you would like to know.]